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  • Trackname:

    oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
  • Artist:

    teslatea

pain-of-perfection:

tigg00bitties:

dynastylnoire:

tuejjlaz:

intoxicated-ambivalence:

downfalls:

Holy shit

holy shit

Holy shit.

tears

Relevant.

Holy shit

(Source: wordsbyms, via kickin-upmud)

Timestamp: 1406175654

pain-of-perfection:

tigg00bitties:

dynastylnoire:

tuejjlaz:

intoxicated-ambivalence:

downfalls:

Holy shit

holy shit

Holy shit.

tears

Relevant.

Holy shit

(Source: wordsbyms, via kickin-upmud)

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via georgia-dream)

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

(via georgia-dream)

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

(via fiftyshades-of-fuckyou)

sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

(via buildabitchworkshop)

cureforcrazy:

Pete Wentz twitter advise

(via darksecretsshattereddreams)

Timestamp: 1406174825

cureforcrazy:

Pete Wentz twitter advise

(via darksecretsshattereddreams)

plasticbagvevo:

clestroying:

i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it

image

the evidence is literally right here

(via the-preachers-daughter)

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

(Source: bryko, via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1406168352

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

(Source: bryko, via ruinedchildhood)

lifeisjustbe:

dlubes:

My sister and I used to get random “I love you” or “what’s up” text messages from our mom at like 3/4AM. We thought it was weird and funny because she goes to bed at like 10PM. So my sister asked my mom why that was and my mom responded, “Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking of you guys.”

Yes. This is the mother I want to be

(via the-preachers-daughter)

ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

image

perfect.

(via svviggle)

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

(Source: shalrath, via ruinedchildhood)